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Chris Bosh just needs some? January 21, 2009

Posted by netsophobia in Chris Bosh, Weekday Randomness, Yi Jian Lian, youtube.
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Slow updates are the style right now, it’s called the transition from an old computer to a new one, so if anything, new posts would be slow and some how untidy, can Yi beat Chris Bosh one on one?


Devin Harris wants your vote! January 12, 2009

Posted by netsophobia in Devin Harris, Weekday Randomness, youtube.
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George Bush ought to learn how to dodge shoes by taking a lesson from Devin Harris, and the price? log on to the Internet and vote for Devin of course, and for Vince, and for Yi, even if he can’t make it, it’s good to let that stanking deacon KG feel it.

Devin’s push for All-Star 2009? 23.1 ppg, 6.6 apg, 3.2 rpg, 1.6 spg, +22 on all fronts, He is an All-Star already, and so is Vince.

Have You Done This Yet? January 2, 2008

Posted by netsophobia in All-Star Game, Antoine Walker, Caron Butler, Kevin Durant, NBA talk, Nenad Krstic, New Jersey Nets, Richard Jefferson, Rudy Gay, Steve Nash, Vince Carter, Weekday Randomness, Yao Ming, Yi Jian Lian.
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What have I done??!?!?! Well, they fucking listed Antoine Walker as a guard so you know, couldn’t resist, and hey, I like them, and yeah, those are all the Nets there, if htere’s Sean Williams he would probably be in too, and to answer my previous question from the last post, dude I’m Chinese what’d you expect? vote for Dirk Nowitzki?


Get On With It, vote for Yi, communism is the way FTW!, I always wondered how well he would do if he’s on the nomination list rather than the write in, well because you know, chinese people aren’t really computer savvy you see.

Peace =)

Vaguely Introducing…. December 4, 2007

Posted by netsophobia in Jason Collins, NBA crap, New Jersey Nets, Toilet Seat, Weekday Randomness.
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Yeah, I’ve been talking bout Jason Collins’ toilet seat for almost a year now, but nobody has seen what it’s like, and it’s even in one of my trade proposals, so what is this toilet seat like? must be something glamourous considering the amount of money he conned right out of Rod Thorn’s armpit. here goes.


I can only choke this out November 16, 2007

Posted by netsophobia in Sean Williams, Weekday Randomness, youtube.
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there’s the comment of if LeBron were to do this, It would have been the dunk of the year.


Posted by netsophobia in Eddy Curry, Jason Collins, New Jersey Nets, New York Knicks, Weekday Randomness, youtube.
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First of all, I never noticed the sudden inflx of JC mixtapes around youtube, because if you looked back at previous posts since February, I’ve been using the same youtube video of JC whenever I need him to be humiliated or something, but this sudden incursion of videos had me going, and man, this is good, let’s start the countdown.


The first ever Collins video, that’s why it’s here.

Title: Jason Collins NJ NETS Warrior
Description: Nets Warrior who does the little things for the past 6 years and puts his body on the line…for us fans…

It’s a long video, no highlights but just ictures of Collins doinghis thing (I wonder what thing)

Title: Jason Collins better than Eddy Curry
Description: Jason Collins laughs at Eddy Curry

Jason Collins laughing at Eddy Curry for doing what he does best.

Title: Jason Collins Mix
Description: Jason Collins Mix

Even Jerome James had his own mix, why can’t Twin have his? well, he’s got one now.

Title: Hack a Collins
Description: Jason Collins gets fouled like shaq but makes his freethrows atleast!
The Mother of all Collins videos, you hav to watch to believe. THIS IS THE SHIT, certified by Hooplah.. Nation. GOLD PLATED STUFF.

Deathmatch: Jamaal Magloire / Jason Collins October 29, 2007

Posted by netsophobia in Jamaal Magloire, Jason Collins, Lawrence Frank, New Jersey Nets, Weekday Randomness, youtube.

Round ONE
Making the case for Magloire
He gives us a dimension that’s a little bit different, He’s a rugged old-school center who can get your team into the penalty early and have a physical presence around the basket.
– Lawrence Frank

I realize that the only way you get better is putting in the work, There are always things you could be doing to get better.
– Jamaal Magloire

That’s sounds like effort?
Which surely means he’s going to shoot better than 2-10 right right??

Making the case for Collins
“Twin’s earned the right to have the job,” Frank said. “If someone wants the job, like Jamaal or Josh Boone or Sean Williams, they have to take it from Twin. But Twin is coming to camp prepared; he’s got a great basketball IQ, he’s worked extremely hard.”

Hmm. okay… but Magloire’s working really hard, what does this mean?

Everybody on each individual team has a role to play. For this team to be successful, I know what my role is. And we’ve had some suc cess here.
– Jason Collins

He basically meant my role is the starting center spot.

Round TWO
Love for each other

“We have great depth this year. There are a lot of guys who are capable of doing a lot of things, Malik shooting, Jamaal down on the low block, Sean or J.B. using their athleti cism. It’s important for all of us to continue to push each other to get better because it’s only going to make the team better.”
– Jason Collins

“I think we’re dangerous because we have balance, We have [Nenad] Krstic and myself that can score and you have the two wings [Vince Carter and Richard Jefferson] and Kidd. I think we’re as good as any other team out there.”
– Jamaal Magloire

Oops, don’t think Jam mentioned Collins anywhere here, but scoring isn’t something that Twin has heard of. He actually implmented his desired starting lineup here, Nenad, Jam, Kidd, VC, RJ.

Bring on the stats

Jamaal Magloire
Best Season: 13.6 ppg, 10.3 rpg, 1 apg, 1.2 bpg, 47.3 FG%, 47% eFG%, 75.1 FT% (WTF?), All-Star
Previous Season: 6.5 ppg, 6.1 rpg, 0.4 apg, 0.8 bpg, 50.5 FG%, 50.5 eFG%, 54 FT%
Career Stat: 9 ppg, 7.1 rpg, 0.7 apg, 1.1 bpg, 48.2 FG%, 66 FT%

Jason Collins
Best Season: 6.4 ppg, 6.1 rpg, 1.1 apg, 0.9 bpg, 41 FG%, 65 FT%
Previous Season: 2.1 ppg, 4 rpg, 0.6 apg, 0.5 bpg, 36 FG%, 46 FT%
Career Stat: 4,2 ppg, 4.7 rpg, 1.2 apg, 0.6 bpg, 41 FG%, 66 FT%

Let’s summarize things up, Jamaal Magloire’s worst season 2006-2007 season, was Collins’ best season, while Collins worst season was Olive Miller’s worst season. Both had their worst stats produced last season, but obviously Jam won this one by a clear margin.

Round FOUR
Bring on the videos

Jason Collin’s dunk

Jamaal Magloire’s 180 blind dunk


Pre Season Game 3: FUCK the Knicks and grab her ass October 18, 2007

Posted by netsophobia in NBA previews, NBA talk, New Jersey Nets, New York Knicks, Weekday Randomness, youtube.
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Here’s some Krispy Kremo Knicks Collabo

Eddy Curry – Glazed Chocolate Cake
why? well, because he’s the fattest of them all; and the glazed choco cake looks the most fattening as you can see on the top left donut.

Zach Randolph – Chocolate Ice Kreme Filled
he’s fat with substance hence kreme filled

Stephon Marbury – Powdered Cake
if you have a look at the powdered cake, you can see that it’s white with powdered sugar, which can be mistaken for drugs, which Marbury is obviously on due to his luncay on television.

Nate Robinson – Chocolate Iced with Sprinkles
Kids all like candy spinkles, and Nate here is a kid, with a bozo attitude.

The last game against Charlotte was crap, the third quarter collaspe was totally crap as well, we played like lottery chumps and Charlotte played like playoff contenders, but this game against the Knicks is important, it’s against another Atlantic conference foe, and after seeing Boston dismantle New York, gotta give the Cs some respect; that’s why we have to beat the Knick’s ass down to show them we can do the same.

Five Questions and thoughts to ponder going into the game
– Can we see more of Sean Williams?
– Whoever shuts down Eddy Curry tonight will have the best chance of starting during the season
– Can Eddie Gill stop turning the ball over?
– Is Bostjan Nachbar o a scoring streak or a shot hogging spree?
– Jason Kidd Sexual Assault; Yay or Nay?

The Knicks will love this.