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Regular Season Game 17: Beatdown and Where the hell is Jamaal Magloire? December 4, 2007

Posted by netsophobia in Central Division, Chauncey Billups, Detroit Pistons, Jason Kidd, NBA talk, New Jersey Nets, Recap.
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AUBURN HILLS, MI - DECEMBER 2:  Jason Kidd #5 of the New Jersey Nets talks with Chauncey Billups #1 the Detroit Pistons during a game on December 2, 2007 at the Palace of Auburn Hills in Auburn Hills, Michigan.  NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2007 NBAE (Photo by Allen Einstein/NBAE via Getty Images)
Billups: Man, your team suck big time, just go to L.A
Kidd: I wanna build my legacy here in NJ, L.A’s no shit
Billups: But don’t you get tired of playing with Jason Collins? I mean you used to get excited playing with athletic bigs like KMart but now Collins? At least you do have Sean Williams now, that’s a consolation
Kidd: Actually, I tried poisoning Jason Collins’ soup more than five times already…
Billups: What the fuck???
Kidd: Yeah, Five times, this season alone.

Fuck the niceties

Okay this is it, Lawrence Frank is a fucking hypocrite, I don’t like to spew out obscene languages (yeah right) but this has gone too fucking far, first you sign a guy to a 4 million dollar contract and all he does is shoot free throws during practice and warm the chairs so Jason Collins could sit on it? I mean What the Fuck? this team’s getting burned on the boards and probably the best rebounder on the team is sitting at the end of the bench sulking and waiting to get into the game and play for like what 5 minutes? even Malik Allen is getting more burn than Magloire and that’s saying alot you fuckhole. Second, you don’t go around talking to the media about how JMag’s got a chance competing for the starting center spot and then sit him down for 6 straight DNPs, that’s just bullshit, remember Marc Jackson? this is on a bigger scale, at least you didn’t half promise a starting role for that prick, but you did for Magloire, man up like a man that you are and stop hiding behind lollipops, at least give us a fucking reason why he isn’t starting; You bitch.

Obviously I would wanna blame the loss on Magloire not playing, but that’s not the case because if Mag’s playing, we would just end up losing uglier. All those crap about Jason Maxiell that’s just bullshit, even if it’s Michael Olowokandi, he could have had his way with this frontline all night, let alone Maxiell, I don’t like to give credit that’s why. Besides, when your starting 4 and 5 had a grand total of 4 rebounds the entire game? Wouldn’t it be better to say that Robert Swift is the best center in the world? I mean Jerome James would look like an MVP playing against this frontline, that’s how bad they were buillied last night, spare me those ferocious dunks from Maxiell or that spacing defense crap that Collins gives everynight, we need big bruisers and athletic bigs like Seano and Mag, not assholes like Malik Allen who just shoots jumpers to death, something like a black version of Brian Cardinal, ugly.

You think I’m being harsh? well obviously I saved all my anger from the Memphis game and typed them all out tonight, you would think that Magloire could at least get some garbage time minutes but NOOO… Lawrence Frank’s had other ideas my friend, he ain’t gonna give Mag no minutes, he’s gonna go small and let Detroit look like the best frontcourt on earth. Shit, I shouldn’t have watched the game, because even if I did, the whole memory recollection of the game was hearing myself saying FUCK each time Jason Collins shot the basketball or did something, whom I have no idea why but is onto some crazy revenge rage and is hell bent on scoring the basketball,  fuck you man, first you dont score for 13 games, you didnt even bothered attempting one, and suddenly you wanna be Desegana Diop getting dunks and touches round the basket? I can only note that Jason Collins was probably pumped up by the fact that his twin, Jarron appeared on the NBA Top 10 Countdown and he was hyped, shit that sounded crazy.

Okay then there’s Antoine Wright and Bostjan Nachbar; look, I know Toine that you’re a reborned player this season, your playing for a contract, you can shoot threes and make them now, but why spoil it at there? people are starting to respect your jumpshot, that’s your weapon show us some A&M stuff by going to the hole, stop jacking threes, by my count that’s 9 straight three pointers you missed? what you’re turning into Antoine Walker? drive to the hole, like please, score inside then outside, not the other way round, you want your contract, you gotta play like you earned that contract man. Same goes to Nachbar, I don’t care how good you can shoot, if you just keep hanging around the perimeter shooting threes, you’re in line to be the next Donyell Marshall, and at least Marshall’s had some strong seasons, you had none, somebody has to limit Nachbar to three 3s per game, just like the game yesterday so taht he doesn’t get to full of himself and starts going Stojakovic on us.

The last time I threw flak on RJ was???? A week ago, correction make it a minute ago, as you can see, everybody including myself is hyped about how RJ’s finally becoming a star that he is, but dude, I don’t know why, you just don’t have that takeover aura in you, yes no doubt you can score, but you gotta have that killer mentality, the brutality, go kill some chickens brutally, get that aura and start scaring your opponents, man no one is respecting yuo right now, look at Marcus Williams, he’s jeering at you and you don’t give no shit, the rumors bout your gay romance didn’t help too. Jason…16 assists well wasted, but the good thing is 35 baskets on 28 assists, that’s teamwork on a losing game, Vince, you just keep that up and people’s gonna call you from Papua New Guinea calling you a slut, and I’m not gonna yap around how delighted I am at Sean Williams’ performance because that’s the least I expect from him now, he’s the saviour of this team.

Can I add that this fucking game against the Pistons just sums up how fucked up Lawrence Frank actually is, just because the team again, struggled to score in the second and third quarter, he’s going to start Antoine again and put Vince on the bench with his Carribean reasoning of Vince can light up the 2nd quarter, which would also avoid those droughts, yo, over here, tell you what, If the team were to take better shots, shoot less jumpers, defend better there wouldn’t be a need to throw the highest paid player on the team to come off the bench, we don’t see Dallas playing Dirk Nowitzki off the bench, stick to you guns, or sweets, just because it didn’t work for one single fucking game, okay maybe a few, that doesn’t mean it’s not going to work in the next game, give it some continuity, your spoiling the synergy of the players, same goes to your fucked up player rotation, don’t be like Don Nelson, you don’t even have a big belly.

I just hate Detroit. and New York, my condolences to you Steph, I hope your dad’s death could smack some sense into you and turn you back into the player that you are er maybe seven years ago? at least no more 4 dimes and 4 assists.

NEW JERSEY NETS (8-9)

(edit: I don’t hate Lawrence Frank, am just pissed, peace out =))

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1. Justin - December 4, 2007

wow… one of the best posts ever. Great job!

2. netsophobia - December 4, 2007

I’m kinda proud of myself too


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